Extract from The Times, July 27th, 1934.
THE NEILSLAND MONSTER.
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In Torhead Loch situated on Neilsland Estate near Hamilton, in Lanarkshire, there is a monster akin to that of Loch Ness fame. This animal was first sighted by Mrs. Jack while riding round the shores of the Loch early in May this year.
The Beast made a ferocious attack and Mrs. Jack fearful for the welfare of herself and her mount, speedily fled away, she being a horsewoman of great repute in the shires.
The monster was not reported again until Yesterday, when Major Watson was able to photograph it (reproduced on page 18) . The beast appeared quite docile on this occasion which may be accounted for by the fact that on July 25th, a cart drawn by two shire horses mysteriously disappeared while engaged in the neighbourhood of the Loch, and there is no doubt that the animal by now only partially digested his unpalatable feed of that day. May it be said that the cart contained a large quantity of timber at the time of its dis-appearance.
At the time of going to press the Board of Agriculture and Fisheries have engaged a fleet of aeroplanes to convey themselves and many ministers of the Cabinet to Hamilton, at dawn to-morrow, to determine the species and investigate the habits of the monster.
Mr. Watson interviewed by our representative this evening, said that accommodation was being prepared by Mrs. Watson in their home, where the whole party would be their guests. His own office, situated within a stone’s throw- The Swiss Cottage -would be placed at the disposal of the members of the Cabinet, while the Scout’s Hall, a palatial room at Woodhead, would serve the Board of Agriculture and Fisheries.
The Lodge field, with suitable sheds already erected for the host of ‘planes, would act as a landing ground. Mr. Mitchell, with his staff, in conjunction with the Post Office Officials, are employed at present in laying a private line to Westminster, so that the work of the State will not be jeopardised during the Cabinet’s sojourn in the North.
Hamilton Historian. Terence (Terry) Murphy.
Holding the original document: The Neilsland Monster.
Transcribed And Published By
Hamilton Historian.
Terence (Terry) Murphy.
Ref; This historical urban legend was written and created by Jeanette (Watson) Jack c. 27th July 1934. A special thank you goes to Louise Jack (Jeanette’s Granddaughter) for gifting the document to me!